He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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