if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃