Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background