I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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