If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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