porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
We got so high we made milksteak
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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