There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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