I'm eating all of the evidence.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize