he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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