at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Randomize