That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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