you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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