I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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