If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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