I don't think brook has ever known best
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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