you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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