You really coming over, don't trick.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
