With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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