At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
My ass is underappreciated
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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