He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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