let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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