Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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