Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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