After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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