My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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