Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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