i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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