cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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