so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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