That's when you crack a 10am beer
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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