White coat. Heels.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives