So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.