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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.