I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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