i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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