apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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