what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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