I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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