The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I looked at my own cervix.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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