Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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