So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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