she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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