there was a trapeze. enough said
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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