my sisters under your porch take her home
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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