Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I think a kid would responsible me up
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still have a little drunk in my system
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize