she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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