I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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