just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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