I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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