So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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