u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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