the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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