I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
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all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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