he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.