I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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