Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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