No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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