Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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