It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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